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    (Source: jbird, via itsnotthatserious)

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    "My parents won’t let me become an Asian pop star unless I graduate college first."

    my asian friend. 

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    alastairmalcolm asked: :'( uh huh, you can

    done and done :) 

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    i’m eating cake for breakfast

    i regret nothing. 

  5. For shannon. 

    (Source: guest-age, via teapotsonfire)

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    having a conversation on the hotness of Peter Dinklage.

    i’ll let you know when it gets offensive. 

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    [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    falling asleep to this voice. 

    verybadday should have a listen, it’s his fault i’m obsessed. 

    (Source: vainz)

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    accurate. 

    accurate. 

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    Made some of my man-catchin’ beignets.

    Made some of my man-catchin’ beignets.

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    happy australia day to my favorite australian. 

    happy australia day to my favorite australian. 

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